it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
^this
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I found this aprons and they are so cute. Although I’m broke my followers might like them. LINKTOAPRONS
Dear future someone,
I promise to wear this when making food for you in our kitchen.
Only this.
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